Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Threat to our Children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Evil twin/Opposite?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Desecrate the Pacific Ocean. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Activate your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.