Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Kidnap a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Sadistic Fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of the Religious Right to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Demonstrate your Doomsday Device, bringing about a 1984 Police State. This will all be done from a Fake Mountain, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.