Är det inte bra elelr är det inte bra?
Starring: Jerry Seinfeld as ELROND
Jason Mewes as JAY...er, GANDALF
Kevin Smith as SILENT GIMLI
Ben Affleck as ARAGORN
Matt Damon as BOROMIR
Jason Lee as FRODO
Joey Lauren Adams as LEGOLAS
Shannon Doherty as GLORFINDEL
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_JAY...er, GANDALF
No can do, lovely hoochie. Check this shit: I tried to talk to that motherfucker Saruman the White, but his robe was all multi-colored and shit. Then he tried to lock me in his tower, but I busted out the mad, phat magic on his ass. Serves him right for trying to mess with my homies. Snoogans.
_SILENT GIMLI
(smoking)
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_ELROND
That's a bummer. And if airline cushions are such great flotation devices, why don't you see people using them at the beach? What's the deal with that?
_FRODO
(smoking)
Isn't anyone going to introduce me, or anything?
_JAY...er, GANDALF
Well look at this midget-looking motherfucker right here. Sounds like someone shit in his cereal. Nooge.
_FRODO
(smoking)
Um...whatever. I'm Frodo, the bearer of the One Ring and also the most Xtreme skateboarding hobbit in all the land.
_JAY...er, GANDALF
slaps him five.
http://www.ugo.com/channels/filmtv/features/middleearthguide/retold_council.asp