THE MINES OF MORIA
Starring: Sean Connery as GANDALF
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_GANDALF
Well, it looksh like we have come at lasht to the MINESH OF MORIA, through which we musht go in order to get the One Ring, undetected, pasht the shervants of the Dark Lord Shauron and on itsh way to Mordor where we can, hopefully, deshtroy it, thush bringing to an end Shauron's reign of terror and keeping him from bringing on a dark age completely bereft of Jamesh Bond week on TBSh
(Looks directly at the camera)
Everybody got that?
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