AFAIC As Far As I?m Concerned
AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFK Away From Keyboard
AISI As I See It
ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ASAFP As Soon As Friggin? Possible
AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
AWGTHTGTATA Are We Going To Have To Go Through ALL This Again?
B4 Before
BBIAB Be Back In A Bit
BBL Be Back Later
BBSTYWTCMDJBAP Be Back Sooner Than You Would Think, Considering My Dog Just Bit A Policeman
BCNU Be Seeing You
BNF Big Name Fan
BOT Back On Topic
BRB Be Right Back
BTW By The Way
BTWBO Be There With Bells On
CFD Call For Discussion
CFV Call For Vote
CIAO Goodbye (Italian)
CUL Catch You Later
CUL See You Later
CUL8R See You Later
CWYL Chat With You Later
DDD Direct Distance Dial (as in the phone system)
DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Darn?!
FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTL Faster Than Light
FUBAR Fouled Up Beyond All Repair
FUBB Fouled Up Beyond Belief
FWIW For What It?s Worth
FYI For Your Information
GFC Going For Coffee
GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out
GIWIST Gee, I Wish l?d Said That
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike!
HAK Hugs And Kisses
HHOK Ha, Ha, Only Kidding
HHO1/2K Ha, Ha, Only Half Kidding
HTH Hope this Helps!
HUA Heads Up, Ace
IAC In Any Case
IANAL I Am Not A Lavfyer
IBTD I Beg To Differ
IITYWTMWYKM If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?
IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink?
IIWM If It Were Me (Mine)
ILSHIBAMF I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture!
IMHO In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMRO In My Royal Opinion
INPO In No Particular Order
IOW In Other Words
KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid
LD Long Distance
LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous (or Thundering) Applause
LMAO Laughing my A** off
LOL Laughing Out Loud
LTIP Laughing Til? I Puke
MTFBWY May The Forse Be With You
NFW No Friggin? Way !!
NFI No Friggin? Idea
N?SP Nobody ?S Perfect
OAUS On An Unrelated Subject
OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OBTW Oh, By The Way
OTOH On The Other Hand
OTOOH On The Other Other Hand
OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head
ONNA Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again
OOTC Obligatory On-Topic Comment
OWTTE Or Words To That Effect
OZ Australia
PPP Petty Pet Peeve
POTS Plain Old Telephone Service
POV Point Of View
PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth
ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing!
ROFLGO Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out!
ROFLASTC Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat!
ROFLMAO Rolling On Floor Laughing My A** Off
ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing!
ROTFBTC Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet
ROTFLBTCACTC Rolling On the Floor Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat
ROTFLBTCASTCIIHO Rolling On The Floor, Laughing, Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat If I Had One
ROTFLBTCDICAJTTWADBSIHPWTRHITSBKABAYB Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Dancing In Circles Ann Jumping Through The Window Almost Dieing By Smashing Into
HP Who?s Then Running Horrified Into The Street Being Killed Accidentally By A Yellow Bulidozer
RSN Real Soon Now
RTFM Read The Freaking Manual!
" Read The Friggin? Manual!
" Read The Flaming Manual!
" Read The Farging Manual!
" Read The Fershlugginer Manual!
RTFMA Read The Friggin? Manual, Again
RTWFQ Read The Whole Friggin? Question (a pers TRIV fave)
RYFM Read Your Friggin? Manual!
RYS Read Your Screen
SAPFU Surpassing All Previous ?Foul? Ups
SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering
SF Science Fiction or Spesulative Fantasy
SMTWGWLAF Slapping My Thighs Whiße Giggling Wildly Like A Fool
SMTWTFS Slapping My Thighs While Terribly Foolishly Snickering
SnailMail The U. S. Postal Service
SNAFU Situation Normal, All Fouled Up
SOL S*** Out Of Luck
SWAG Super Wild A** Guess
SWEG Scientific Wild Eyed Guess
TANSTAAFL There Ain?t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TARFU Things Are _Really_ Fouled Up
THANX Thanks
TNX Thanks
TTFN Ta Ta For Now
TTYAWFN Talk To You A While From Now
TTYL Talk To You Later
TYCLO Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off (Quit Shouting)
WAG Wild A** Guess
WGAS Who Gives A S***
WT Without Thinking
WTTM Without Thinking Too Much
WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before