Top ten signs you are a Tolkienfan
The Top Ten:
10. When you constantly call your loved ones "My Precious."
09. You apply Rogaine to your feet to appear more 'Hobbitish.'
08. You run off on a 6 month hike taking only crackers and rope, just for the hell of it.
07. You throw your wedding ring in the fireplace so you can see the runes on it.
06. You won't eat melon, because mellon means friend.
05. You constantly refer to your father as "Me Ol' Gaffer."
04. You claim the reason you are missing a finger is because Gollum bit it off.
03. Instead of pepper spray, you pack a glass bottle and scream, "Aiya Earëndil Elenion Ancalima!!!" at muggers.
02. When your wife has a baby, you are overheard saying, "He really has Gandalf's nose."
01. You legally change your name to Strider and hang around taverns pestering short people.