Top Ten Ways To Kill Britney Spears In The Wheel Of Time.
Submitted by Kamarile.
10. She mistakenly allows a Draghkar to give her a hickey.
9. An Aiel asks her to "dance the spears" and she happily agrees, impressed that her influence is so worldwide that people out here in the desert have named a dance after her.
8. She sings "Hit Me Baby One More Time" to a maddened Trolloc wielding a cudgel.
7. She is hit by an Aes Sedai´s relatively mild fireball but it melts all the silicone in her breast implants.
6. The Asha´man hear her sing "Crazy," and think she´s making fun of them.
5. All the Greens gang up on her and beat her to death, while the Warders laugh amongst themselves about the "catfight."
4. Faile catches Perrin not looking at her.
3. Desperate and poverty stricken, she traverses the mud-drenched slums of Illian in search of food and work. She stumbles upon an inn. The barkeep is a grubby thin little man. "What do you want?"
*Cough* *sniff* "Please, good sir, I am merely in search of a job. I.... I´m a singer!"
"Well there ain´t no need for singers here, wench," says the barkeep.
"Please sir! Let me at least try!"
"Well, all right." (He checks out her legs and ankles.
"Oh thank you sir!" And Britney begins to sing....
2. She relies on her good looks to get herself out of trouble with a Myrddraal.
1. She commits suicide after entering the stone-door ter´angreal to find out her future, and all the little snake-men said was "Trailer Park."
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