Top Ten Realistic Uses For A Wheel Of Time Book.
Submitted by Shimerslayer.
1. Reading.
2. Use it to start a fire if your plane goes down in the Andes.
3. Start a movement to get it banned.
4. Tear up all the pages into confetti and throw a parade for yourself.
5. Throw them all off the Empire State Building and see how big a dent they make in the sidewalk.
6. Put anthrax into the books and send it to bin Laden, saying they have been signed by RJ.
7. Hollow out the center and use it to hide your sensitive poetry ( since you know that no one else reads the series in your family except yourself).
8. Use ALL of them to practice juggling.
9. Re-cover them with the jackets of Quantum Mechanics Made Difficult and other similar titles and impress your friends.
10. Use them to flatten hamburgers into patties. most from an unknown source( with a few minor amendments some of you might know.