Dagens favorit-citat:
BUFFY: Spike, what are you doing here?
SPIKE: Same thing as you and your Cub Scout here, I'll wager... A spot of violence before bedtime!
BUFFY: Spike ... I just saw you taste your own nose blood, you know what? I'm too grossed out to hear anything you have to say. Go home.
SPIKE: It's blood! It's what I do!
WILLOW: You are turning into quite the student. Should I be watching my occipital lobe?
BUFFY: Your what?
WILLOW: Occipital. The lobe in the back of your brain. You know, like, "should I be watching my back?" But, you know, the ... back of your brain.
BUFFY: Apparently not. Don't worry, Will, you still wear the smarty-pants in the family.
WILLOW: I don't know. You've been studying ... really a lot.
BUFFY: I'm trying. But they're really piling on the reading, and Giles fills any free time I have with extra training ... I'm starting to think this working hard is hard work.
WILLOW: Isn't it crazy like that?
BUFFY: I thought it was gonna be like in the movies. You know, inspirational music ... a montage, me sharpening my pencils, me reading, writing, falling asleep on a big pile of books with my glasses all crooked, 'cause in my montage I have glasses. But real life is slow, and it's starting to hurt my occipital lobe.
ANYA: Oh! Who put the monkey heads near the Styx water? Do we *want* to pick exploded monkey out of our hair?
WILLOW: Oh, wow, this place looks great. Oh, I feel like a witch in a magic shop.
HARMONY: Is it safe? Has Buffy gotten to you yet? I saw her patrolling just now ... with a stake! She won't give up until she's killed me to death!
SPIKE: Buffy's looking for you.
HARMONY: Of course! That's why I'm on the lam. Didn't you hear? I'm totally her arch-nemesis!
SPIKE: Is that right. I must have missed the memo.
HARMONY: There was a mem-? Spike, oh my god! This is like a real emergency! Uhh! I need a hideout so bad. You're my only hope. We're just gonna have to rise above ... our petty differences... Listen, Spike ... I'm desperate.
SPIKE: Desperate, are you?
HARMONY: Come on, Spike. Pretty please? I'll do anything!
SPIKE: Anything, will you?
HARMONY: Yeah! I said I'll do anything. Ohhhh. You mean will I have sex with you? Well, yeah.
SPIKE: Taking up smoking, are you?
HARMONY: I *am* a villain, Spike, hellooooo.
SPIKE: I guess you are at that. What with the slayer on your tail and all.
WILLOW: It does have that icky government feel to it.
DAWN: Did you know that one time the CIA tried to kill Fidel Castro with poisonous aspirin?
BUFFY: Dawn, please. I know I have to do something, I just don't know what.
DAWN: Another time the CIA-
BUFFY: Dawn!
DAWN: It's important... Tried to make Castro go crazy by putting itching powder in his beard.
SPIKE: Okay, is it bigger than a breadbox?
HARMONY: No. Four left.
SPIKE: So it's smaller than a breadbox.
HARMONY: No! Only three!
SPIKE: Harmony ... is it a sodding breadbox?
HARMONY: Yes! Oh my god! Someone's blondie bear is a twenty-question genius!
Hehe :D
HARMONY: You know what it means that he can't hurt any living thing? It means he can't even pick flowers.
SPIKE: What? Yes I can!
BUFFY: You are *not* going to die.
RILEY: Bet you say that to all the boys.
Haha! Det var ju exakt vad Buffy sa till Angel i slutet av säsong tre :D
SPIKE: Buffy, Buffy, Buffy! Everywhere I turn, she's there! That nasty little face, that ... bouncing shampoo-commercial hair, that whole sodding holier-than-thou attitude.
HARMONY: Well, aren't we kinda unholy, by the-
SPIKE: She follows me, you know, tracks me down. I'm her pet project. Drive Spike round the bend. Makes every day a fresh bout of torture.
***
SPIKE: You know what? Do it. Bloody just do it.
BUFFY: What?
SPIKE: End ... my ... torment. Seeing you, every day, everywhere I go, every time I turn around. Take me ... out of a world ... that has you in it! Just kill me!
BUFFY: Spike ... I want you.
SPIKE: Buffy, I love you.
***
SPIKE: Oh, god, no. Please, no.
HAHAHAHA.
Äsch.
Det här avsnittet har blivit röstat till det tjugofjärde sämsta avsnittet NÅGONSIN, och det finns 144 avsnitt.
SÅ det är ingen höjdare direkt.
Men nästa vecka kommer det ett riktigt trevligt avsnitt :D