Och så igen, så att jag hinner ikapp...
*Flåsar utav flit*
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." - Sacha Guitry
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" - Steven Wright
*Störtskön*
"Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos." - Homer Simpson
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett